Improbable Research

AIR Vents (38-2a)

Exhalations from our readers

NOTE: The opinions expressed here represent the opinions of the authors, and may not represent the opinions of those who have other opinions

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Grain of Truth

Goethe said that you can find the universe in a grain of sand. I have located that grain of sand. Can you recommend a research laboratory that is equipped to analyze it?

Dahlo Bharook, Ph.D.
University of California
San Diego, CA

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Got to Stop

Today I received another rejection letter from you. This is the fourth one in the last year. May I remind you that I have never, ever submitted anything to be published in your journal. This has got to stop.

Dr. Rolf Schmid-Ludi
Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne
Switzerland

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Lucy Loves Learning

In case you wonder why people like me wonder why people like you like science, just look at the article by H. J. Lipkin about so-called elementary physics ("Preliminary Attempt at Revision of the Elementary Physics Program at the Undergraduate Level,").

Allow me to quote: "Die Algemeinegordangeklebschtewignerracahischedrehungs-
inpulstranzformazionenwinkelkorrelazionewechselwirkungineinerdimension."

Get real, gents.

Lucy White
Monash University
Clayton, Victoria
Australia

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