AIR Vents (38-6)
Exhalations from our readers
Strong Stuff
Your May/June issue was a piece of vile pornographic filth. I enjoyed it very much.
Outrage, With Meusli
I am outraged that Pavel Kopek calls himself the "discoverer of the macro-electron." I discovered the macro-electron a good three years before Kopek published his first paper. I have videotapes of myself and my wife discussing the find over a breakfast of meusli and ginger root extract, with a newspaper — the Daily Telegraph -- the date of which is clearly visible — in plain view to the left of the coffee pot. The date is indisputable. My wife is willing to confirm it. I am the first discoverer of the macro-electron, not Pavel
Faithful Subscriber
I am a faithful subscriber to AIR, having begun many years ago. For the past eleven months I have been circling the earth continuously in my home made solar-powered hydrogen balloon. I can easily send mail, such as this properly stamped letter with enclosed check which I am about to drop on the Dayton, Ohio, main post office, but cannot receive any mail as I never touch down. My colleague and downstairs neighbor Faith Purrington is taking in all my mail until I return, saving it in a special mail hamper of my own design. I have therefore not seen any of this year's AIR issues, but am eager that you continue to send a complete set to my home address where it will await my return. Please renew my subscription for another year, addressing it c/o Faith Purrington at the same address.
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