SOLUTION TO LAST MONTH'S PUZZLER
Send it by boat.
(With an inflexible deadline to be met, and with the stated postal regulations being strictly enforced, and with only 24,000,000,000,000 rolls of packing tape available, there is no other way to mail Mount Fuji to New Zealand without exhausting the treasury.)
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