SOLUTION TO LAST MONTH'S PUZZLER
During the summer, Professor Dumpty collected more than enough air samples
from his monitoring station atop the wall, and so before winter came his
research grant was renewed.
Therefore: YES, Humpty Dumpty did have a great fall.
HINT FOR THE EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION
Let N be the number of nails. Let S be the number of shoes. Let W be the weight of the horse. Let L be the length of the kingdom. Let B be the breadth of the kingdom.
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