SOLUTION TO LAST MONTH'S PUZZLER
Following Julia Child's cheesecake soufflé recipe, preparing the standard size portions prescribed therein, and serving the dessert at two meals a day, seven days a week, it would take a minimum of four years to guarantee that Jumbo The Elephant would require balloon angioplasty.
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