Annals of Improbable Research (AIR)
Table of Contents for Volume 4, Issue 3, May/Jun 1998
Cough and Apology issue
On the cover: Radiologists are discovering that natural light in their work helps them achieve happier outcomes.
The features marked with a star (*) are based entirely on material taken straight from standard research (and other Official and Therefore Always Correct) literature. Many of the other articles are genuine, too, but we don't know which ones.
Special Cough And Apology Section
- An Aplogy to Women
- Cough Frequency During My 9:00 am Lecture, March 12, 1998
- AIRhead Medical Review*
- AIRhead Research Review*
- WHY, WHY, WHY?—Faking Orgasms*
- Boys Will Be Boys*
- Cindy Crawford Discovers*
- Project AIRhead 2000*
- May We Recommend*
- One Project in the Life of an Astronomer, Described in Haiku
- The Rime of the Ancient Schwannoma
- Euclid's Last Proposition
- The Space Child's Mother Goose
- AIR Vents
- The HMO Black™ Newsletter
- Solution to Last Issue's Puzzler
- Spot-the-Typos Contest
- Cafeteria Review: The WES Cafeteria, Vicksburg, MS
- Nobel Thoughts: Baruch Blumberg
- Solution to Last Issue’s Puzzler
- Call for Papers: Journal of the Passive Voice
- May We Recommend
- Ask Symmetra
- Bends on the Learning Curve
- Natural Light Radiology
- Seasonal Contraction and Elongation of Tree Trunks
- The Napkin Sop Factor in Fast Food Restaurants
- Strange Case Histories
- Someone Still Really, Really, Doesn't Like Us
- Plausible Statistics
- Ig® Nobel Prize Notice
- Teachers’ Guide
- Stale AIR
- Unclassified Ads